I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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