i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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