That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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