does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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