Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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