Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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