bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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