I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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