there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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