Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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