I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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