So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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