Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
id be glad to
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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