please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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