So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
