If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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