would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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