I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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