so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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