I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im holly from the hills drunk
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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