i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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