You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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