He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
tell me about the eggs
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