Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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