Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The struggles of a small town man whore
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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