Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was like eating out sand paper
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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