he puts the penis in happiness.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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