the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The uberlube is also flammable
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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