I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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