I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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