it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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