Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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