Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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