P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Randomize
