Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
