Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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