Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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