party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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