i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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