I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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