Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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