I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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