So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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