We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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