dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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