she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
