You don't have asthma, your pregnant
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
only if we run a train.
done.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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