even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
