I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dick very happy bro
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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