Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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