This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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