Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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