I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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